Gravedigger

They call me (the gravedigger), and also (Mustafa the Cat), because I died more than seven times. Wait, did I say I died? Why are you surprised? Yes, I died not once, but say more than seven times. This is what will push you to disbelieve me and deny my story. I don't care if you believe it or not. What matters to me is that you read my whole story and imagine, even if it's one in a million, that what happened to me is reality and not fiction, because I will prove to you that everything I'm going to say is true. And the proof is what I will write to you at the end of the diary if it is written to you and me. We stay alive until the end. Maybe then - if you believe in the gravedigger and believe his story - you will become rich. Yes, rich... Haven't you heard the saying, 'The livelihood of the insane is provided for by the insane'?